The spiciest thing I've eaten this week also has the best name of anything I've eaten ever. This, friends, is the Fireball of Freedom from the Kwik Check.
It's a wrap that's slathered with creamy habanero sauce and stuffed with sliced turkey, roast beef, bacon, bell peppers, lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers. It's not too spicy on the way down, but it's got a nice after burn.
I recommend chasing each bite with something carbonated (like a beer or a soda) – it intensifies the burn.