Every so often, a local commercial comes along that's so unbelievably fantastic that I start to wish I had a TV. This, my friends, is that commercial.

Be warned, though - if you're already a fascinating woman, all of this will be old news to you.

This spot for Divine Rags at Wolfchase has been picked up by everyone from Tosh.0 to Jezebel (where the comments section quickly devolved into a very typically Memphis discussion of where people went to high school).

Everything about - from the menacing laugh to the glass of wine, the can't-possibly-be-real accent and the casual peck on the dog's forehead - is amazing.

I know where I'll be shopping before I go dancing and getting down on the dance floor.